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Automattic Bad Haiku

I know there’s no such thing as a status quo.

This is part of a series of haiku about the Automattic Creed.

If the reason is
“We’ve always done it this way.”
You’re _doing_it_wrong().

Did I get that right?

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Automattic Bad Haiku

I won’t just work on things that are assigned to me.

This is part of a series of haiku about the Automattic Creed.

If it’s broke, fix it.
No bug is team property;
Everyone owns them.

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Automattic Bad Haiku

I will never stop learning

This is the first in a series of haiku about the Automattic Creed.

Failure and Success
Are equally good fortune.
Both a chance to learn.

Or how about this one:

Learning and teaching:
Two sides of a single coin.
Inseparable.