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A Complete Beginner’s Guide to Getting Up in the Morning

Never gotten up in the morning before? Always wanted to try it? Maybe you have tried it, but not been very successful. Well, you’ve come to the right place. Even if you’ve never gotten up from anything at any time in your entire life. Even if you don’t really know exactly what a morning is.… Continue reading A Complete Beginner’s Guide to Getting Up in the Morning

Published February 27, 2017
Categorized as satire
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